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[vinylnerd]

Sixteen things I would be willing to vote for instead of George W. Bush: by Patton Oswalt

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[captblackliver]

Nice....

especially the end. That made me laugh

[vinylnerd]

My personal favorite

A new STD that makes angry hornets spontaneously generate in your anus, and it's caused by masturbation

[loritata]

The vague feeling of hopelessness that you get on a rainy Sunday morning when you've just fucked someone you shouldn't, and now you have to think of a way to let them down easy, and you realize that the pain you've caused in your life is starting to come back on you threefold, and you can no longer feel joy, and also there's an under-skin zit inside your nose

this is my favorite just b/c at the end it goes and adds an under skin zit inside your nose, as if the stuff before wasn't enough.

[vinylnerd]

Yeah, that's a good one too. hahaha