I got to see Dave Chappelle on Saturday night. That guy is fucking hilarious. Too bad people have to be douche bags and yell quotes from his show at him, even though he made it pretty clear that that pissed him off.
Crawford, Texas (not AP) - A tragic fire this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The fire began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept.
Both of his books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.