Tres Leches cake tastes really good. The milk in it makes it so easy to eat - your mouth never gets dry. You can just eat big bites until your stomach can't take any more. I guess I was thinking about this (and not the sushi dinner I was supposed to attend in a couple of hours) while I was in line at the bakery chatting with the curvy latina girl. ( Read more... )

To this day, the secrets of the ECR have not been completely unlocked. So I thought of an experiment. Based on SCIENCE. It will require several volunteers, a bright light, a spanish-language soap opera, and lots of cake. No amount of SCIENCE, however, could explain the shapliness of the Latinas who frequent this El Salvadorian bakery. The magical ( Read more... )

The other day I had two dinners in a row. On purpose, of course. I was planning to have dinner at 6:30 with a friend at a sushi place down the street, but it was only 5:00. So I stopped by an El Salvadorian bakery for a snack. It was the kind of place where you have to order in Spanish, or just point at the menu. There were three very tough looking ( Read more... )

So here I am, haven't gained any weight but I know I'm fatter because none of my pants fit. It's nice to have a fat belly, even if it's only fat compared to a couple months ago. I love the way it rolls when I lean forward. I've had some interesting experiences since I last updated ( Read more... )

I'm back from the road. A little fatter and also engaged! I proposed to my girlfriend and she said yes. Wheeee!

Goin on a road trip! Woooooo! See you guys on the 27th!

This was the dilemma on my way home from a recent road trip to NC. I was trying to avoid my typical, expensive, stop-at-every-restaurant along the way routine. Instead, I decided to stop at the grocery store. I had never eaten constantly for 10 hours, so I wasn't sure how much food I would need. I bought lots and lots of chips, pudding cups, diet ( Read more... )

Where was I... Oh, yeah. The Luxor buffet. All I could eat for breakfast and lunch. I was in heaven! The only thing distracting me from being almost too full to breathe was my girlfriend looking very stuffed as she sat down with her two plates of dessert ( Read more... )

The next morning I convinced my girlfriend to have breakfast at the buffet. I stuffed myself silly again, even though I was still kind of full from the day before. She managed to get her money's worth, but she said the food was just ok. (She hates buffets - most of the ones we've been to are all about quantity and nothing else.) A few hours later ( Read more... )

Finally, an update ( Read more... )