Having very odd dreams since Sunday... MAKE THEM CEASE POR FAVOR ( Read more... )

So Joan, to recap:

No white bread, rice (for me), chocolate (for you), Starbucks, red meat, snacking in between meals

I think that's everything.

And so it is ( Read more... )

"Will you be my Derivitive?

Because I want you to be tangent to my curves."

I love Math pick up lines.

Doing English project...

You know you're an absolute dork when instead of on Halloween you say "Happy Halloween!" you say "Happy 95 Thesis Day!"

"Marlowe!!!!! I don't like it, I don't like it!!!!"
"Oh come now, William..."

When I wake up tomorrow morning, the first word on my lips will be "psy- che (soo- kaaay)...."

After whoring yourself to colleges for a long time, it's nice to be whored to ( Read more... )

Hey you people in my Yosemite Hiking group:

I was really curious and bored at around 1 am, so I found out what the Hellgramite demon thing turned into when it grew older. Remember that ugly Hellgramite? Well, as it turns out, it metamorphosises into a Dobson Fly. Yup.


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I'M GOING TO YOSEMITE!!!! It's amazing what effects inserting the word education has.

But Mrs. Compeau said I'd have to hike with juniors... kinda sucks, but then again I don't care. Juniors are cool, and I really need to see what snow looks like.

The mine story made me very miserable and hurt. But I am glad that well... that 26 year old made it out. But he's in critical condition, so I am praying for him ( Read more... )

So I think my mom is going to return my Victoria's Secret bra. A bit pissed, it's the only good bra I'll ever own.

Assaulting Maddy was fun. As was the Chronicle of Narnia happy meal.

Bored, but apps nearly done.

A desperate message:

does anyone who is especially Livejournal savvy feel like installing a ( Read more... )