Geese and Grenades

[violaconspiracy]

To Mister Fendall Burchard of Pinesbough Lane in Glasspond

Dear Mr. Burchard,

Thank you for your application for the position of Director of Concealed Defensive Measures at Fairedge Castle. It is my regret to inform you that we do not presently have such a position, nor does His Majesty King Danin find it appropriate to create a new title at this

Comments

[sweeny_todd]

Haha! I really enjoyed that.

It's like Chinese Whispers!

[violaconspiracy]

I had to look up Chinese Whispers, and found that it's the same game as "telephone." Yes, it is rather like that, isn't it?

[eternal_ot]

I Lol-ed loud!...enjoyed reading this one..hilarious..well done!

[violaconspiracy]

Thanks! I'm glad I gave you a laugh.

[shimmerdream]

I loved this! I hope Mr Burchard finds someone who'll be interested in his idea :)

[violaconspiracy]

I suspect he will, eventually. Thanks!

[n3m3sis43]

Hahaha, very creative. :D

[violaconspiracy]

Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it!

[penpusher]

Persistence! Persistence and exploding waterfowl. Quite so!

[violaconspiracy]

Persistence and exploding waterfowl may be the keys to success, but I'm not entirely sure which door they open. Thanks for reading!