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Okay. You all asked for this, with your gaydom fan-bashing; filling my tiny head with freakin' Professionals and Starsky and Hutch and giant Boosh orgies.
So I introduce to you -
This is Benton. Benton is a Mountie. That means that he is a) Canadian, b) More attractive/intelligent than your average American (no offense guys, going by your sterotypes) but also c) Far more confused by the 'real world', and more in tune with nature.
He often wears red and talks to his dead father. It's very, very complicated and takes exactly 2 hours to tell.
Benton has a dog, who is called Diefenbaker. He is part wolf, part husky. He is also supposedly deaf (burst his eardrums saving Fraser in icy water), although there is almost inrefutable proof that the wolf is now *not* deaf, and Benton chooses to ignore this so that he may continue berating himself in an emo way, as you do. But everyone loves the dog.
Benton came down to find Dad-Mountie's killer and in the process met Ray Vecchio of the Chicago PD. From now on, he is referred to as REAL RAY/THE RAY I LOVE/Detective Armani, for reasons that will become clear.
Now after all that to-do, Benton ended up having to stay in Chicago as a kind of pergatory for embarassing the Canadians by saying 'aboot' too many times, or something. Because of this, he worked as a doorman at the Consulate and in his spare time bothered Ray a lot. But this was a good thing. Cos generally, Ray wasn't that an amazing cop to start out with; and Benton wasn't exactly street-wise. So they bonded in a very 'two halves of the same whole' kind of way. and then they started to fuck.
Okay; that may not be true. But they certainly did the cutest things.
They hung out, and RayV took Benny into his own home so they could have sex in a comfy bed ; and went for meals together and Ray became a bettter cop; and Fraser became a little bit more human. Although Ray often felt insecure.
One day, Benny's old evil gf came back and, long story short, gf still evil, and Benny got shot. By RayV, who was *so* guiltridden. Which was very :(. But that was okay; cos they made up.
Then RayV made the Evil Phone Call Of Death to Benny, because he had to go undercover with the Mob, and he was the only Italian cop they could find in the building at the time. Only RayV couldn't tell Benny this; and was very very VERY sad. And when Benny came home; RayK had replaced him. Because... you have to replace someone undercover with someone undercover, due to the laws of subjudy.
They worked together but I don't like to talk about that, because in Benton's heart he was PINING for RealRay. And he pined so much, even Diefenbaker looked different. But I'm sure there are some random strangers who reckon that RayK's kind of cool too. If you squint.
And at the end of four years, they came across the case about MountieDad's killer. And, wow. Guess who turned up? REALRAY WAS BACK!
But, it was too fucking late cos the series had ended. But it lives on in our hearts and our fic.
Oh, really REALLY good fic.
And it had a kick ass theme tune.
And is on ITV3 every day at 4.55pm - which has nothing to do with why I don't go to tutorials anymore. But everything to do with why i want red longjohns.
And that's the story of due South; who totally PWNS repeated posting of pictures of Angelina Jolie and bad song lyrics. BOOYA.
And for those who didn't want to get hooked on DS; but want to see hot man in drag...
So I introduce to you -
This is Benton. Benton is a Mountie. That means that he is a) Canadian, b) More attractive/intelligent than your average American (no offense guys, going by your sterotypes) but also c) Far more confused by the 'real world', and more in tune with nature.
He often wears red and talks to his dead father. It's very, very complicated and takes exactly 2 hours to tell.
Benton has a dog, who is called Diefenbaker. He is part wolf, part husky. He is also supposedly deaf (burst his eardrums saving Fraser in icy water), although there is almost inrefutable proof that the wolf is now *not* deaf, and Benton chooses to ignore this so that he may continue berating himself in an emo way, as you do. But everyone loves the dog.
Benton came down to find Dad-Mountie's killer and in the process met Ray Vecchio of the Chicago PD. From now on, he is referred to as REAL RAY/THE RAY I LOVE/Detective Armani, for reasons that will become clear.
Now after all that to-do, Benton ended up having to stay in Chicago as a kind of pergatory for embarassing the Canadians by saying 'aboot' too many times, or something. Because of this, he worked as a doorman at the Consulate and in his spare time bothered Ray a lot. But this was a good thing. Cos generally, Ray wasn't that an amazing cop to start out with; and Benton wasn't exactly street-wise. So they bonded in a very 'two halves of the same whole' kind of way. and then they started to fuck.
Okay; that may not be true. But they certainly did the cutest things.
They hung out, and RayV took Benny into his own home so they could have sex in a comfy bed ; and went for meals together and Ray became a bettter cop; and Fraser became a little bit more human. Although Ray often felt insecure.
One day, Benny's old evil gf came back and, long story short, gf still evil, and Benny got shot. By RayV, who was *so* guiltridden. Which was very :(. But that was okay; cos they made up.
Then RayV made the Evil Phone Call Of Death to Benny, because he had to go undercover with the Mob, and he was the only Italian cop they could find in the building at the time. Only RayV couldn't tell Benny this; and was very very VERY sad. And when Benny came home; RayK had replaced him. Because... you have to replace someone undercover with someone undercover, due to the laws of subjudy.
They worked together but I don't like to talk about that, because in Benton's heart he was PINING for RealRay. And he pined so much, even Diefenbaker looked different. But I'm sure there are some random strangers who reckon that RayK's kind of cool too. If you squint.
And at the end of four years, they came across the case about MountieDad's killer. And, wow. Guess who turned up? REALRAY WAS BACK!
But, it was too fucking late cos the series had ended. But it lives on in our hearts and our fic.
Oh, really REALLY good fic.
And it had a kick ass theme tune.
And is on ITV3 every day at 4.55pm - which has nothing to do with why I don't go to tutorials anymore. But everything to do with why i want red longjohns.
And that's the story of due South; who totally PWNS repeated posting of pictures of Angelina Jolie and bad song lyrics. BOOYA.
And for those who didn't want to get hooked on DS; but want to see hot man in drag...