Internet friends are the best kind.

[violent_plum]

I pretty much hate all my IRL friends.
Cept Steve.
But he doesn't really count.
So yeah, I hate all my IRL friends.

So hey Kim. :)
When you textd me today my mum was like "IS SOMEBODY PHONING YOU?"
And I said "nah I got a text"
"from who!?"
"KIM MORA!"
"WHOS THAT?"
"She's Kim Mora."
Who's that?"
".... She's Kim Mora.. she lives in Texas."

a couple minutes

Comments

[twisby]

yeah, my mom did stuff like that to me, and i learned to just make it up as i went along. developing a talent for bullshitting intricate stories really quickly is addicting and ultimately always beneficial.

[kreftig]

CRIMINAL LAW/CULTURAL GEOGRAPHY!!!

hahahah, your mom is so nosey, gosh!