12th. i can tell you of the future

Jul 13, 2008 20:55

"You will marry Kankurou.
After a wild honeymoon, you will settle down in Tokyo in your fabulous Shack.
You will have 4 kids together.
The family will zoom around on a pink Opel Astra.
You will spend your days as a journalist, and live happily ever after."
Huh.

...ha ha. Right. No. Absolutely not--pink car, come on! Who'd want a pink car? And four ( Read more... )

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profanitization July 14 2008, 18:06:15 UTC
Jus' in case this whole funny shitty business happens, you c'n have the kids, car (th' fuck is a Opel Astra?), and shack. I'll jus' be livin' on the other side of the world.

Only thing I agree to is th' "wild honeymoon".

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violent_pulse July 14 2008, 18:08:33 UTC
Don't worry, because in case this happens, I'll agree fully with that statement, there won't be kids, I'm still thinking the BMW was a better car option, and I'll be a widow. Probably. Unless you move to the other side of the world, on which case, divorcee?

...I do too jdgkshgkjdgk not.

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hurricane_smile July 14 2008, 18:12:00 UTC
A divorce? Do it, with our family inheritance you can set yourself up for life~

We'd have to come after you of course, but hey you'd get a good head start!

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violent_pulse July 14 2008, 18:12:49 UTC
...ah?

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