18th.] barely legal to be good

[violent_pulse]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, UZUMAKI.

That makes it, what, over twelve years of knowing each other? Looks like I owe you some ear-pulling, at the very least! Oh, yeah, and a present.

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[foxy_crooner]

You don't gotta go out of your way with presents, Sakura! Least not the expensive kind. You got to save money to buy me dinner and treat me to a night out like a good husband. Right?

[violent_pulse]

I did plan to take you out, my treat. We can catch up and such and such, and...you can even pick where to go. And don't worry, I've a long way to go before I can buy you those gold rings.

...why'm I the husband?

[foxy_crooner]

Well in case you didn't feel like wearing the big floofy dress? I could carry the burden for you!

But if you're gonna go all out like that... Guess taking a road trip wouldn't hurt, right? We can even go to the beach like old times! Would you like that, Sakura?

[violent_pulse]

You'd wear a dress for me? If that's not true friendship... I might take you up on the offer though, watch it.

...road trip! Road tri--ROAD TRIIIIP--yes. Ahem. Yes, I'd like that. Just you and I? Maybe some scavanger hunt in the forest? Or, oh. Looking for water in Fuji-san?

[amatterofpride]

I told you not to hog him, Sakura.

[violent_pulse]

You can spank me after our camping trip.

[amatterofpride]

Mm. Shan't. My gift is fortunately not of the going-stale kind.

[violent_pulse]

Good. About the not spanking.

And about the gift.

...did I ruin plans?