elf generator

[violet_dog]

I believe the evil legions use a little known technology called an "elf generator" to communicate with another dimension --recieving orders and submitting progress reports. This may even be the means by which they are able to travel to our world. If we can find and destroy their elf generators we may be able to defeat them

Comments

[azathar]

Be aware, they may have already gotten to your old records from therapy, and may be using it against you.

Or perhaps, even worse, Dr. Harper was "one of them," and was already writing up reports on you to them, while conducting those "special" sessions with the secretary.

Any training or contacts from the zoo that could help you out?

[violet_dog]

Hmmm that Dr. Harper was a weird one, you may have a point, I'll definatly look into it.
Perhaps I could collect bird dropping from the aviary to make bombs.

[gammaleak]

You know, reading those articles, I'd be concerned about whether you can fully trust what you see. What if they're using the elf generator to mask their true identities from you? That is to say, what if someone who you think is a friend, or a co-worker, or even a family member, is actually an inter-dimensional hellspawn, whom they make you "perceive" as a normal person?

If you know anyone who has some odd habits you've never quite understood, especially if they're close to you... I'd be careful around them.

[violet_dog]

I think you’re onto something. That possibility had not occurred to me. I wonder if we could possibly implement some test in order that we might know if an individual is under their control or not. Thank you comrade, I will be more vigilant and contemplative.

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[violet_dog]

Did you recieve my response to this Gamma?

Re: ?

[gammaleak]

Yup!

Let's see... as for a test... I admit that I don't have much experience with the minions of Baal (or maybe I do and I just don't know it!!). Do they have any uncontrollable desires or urges that you might be able to bait? Things they can't resist doing when presented with the opportunity? You might try placing suspects in such a situation and seeing how they respond.

[_fr3ak]

wow the thought of those elfy things really does send chills down my spine .. you know?