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Oct 13, 2004 09:28

I was making good my escape last night --wearing my Zap-Woman gear--, when Two Summimitai, dressed as cops, chased me as I ran for the back fence ( Read more... )

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fuzzyrump October 14 2004, 07:57:27 UTC
Some suggestions :

1) I would see if you can get your double's DNA. Maybe go back to the library and see if any of his hair or fingernail clippings are around. That way you can see if there are any impurities in the cloning job, and exploit them.

2) Does your Taser kill, or merely stun? I would reccommend keeping a small knife on you at all times just in case your foes are resistant to electricity and are merely stunned by the voltage.

3) Posting from the library is dangerous. I once saw on McGuyver a home made radio from small parts. With a few modifications, you could wire it so it would transmit binary. That way you could transmit Binary codes to a recieving station at the library which would be attached to the back of the computer. That way, you wont need to actually GO to the library to make these updates.

I hope they supply deoderant and soap for you! The under places of the world can be dark and smelly places.

God speed on your journey and let us know how you fare.

-Fuzzy

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violet_dog October 15 2004, 09:07:39 UTC
I have no means by which to analyze DNA material, but I am curious as to how they produce the replicas.

I will use only non-lethal techniques during the course of our mission (what you do is your business). The taser is a highly effective non-lethal stun weapon with a ~20 range. It has proven useful in destroying an enemy transmitter inplant located in my skull.

You're right, my trips to the library are too risky. I will try and implement other means of accessing the internet.

Virtus Omnia Vincit

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fuzzyrump October 15 2004, 17:51:15 UTC
While non leathal forms of combat are best, this is your life - nay, the very lives of all of us that are at stake. I would hate to find that you ran into an electric-resistant clone, or robot, or bionic man who could shrug off the voltage.

In such a case, you will need to escape. We look to your quest for our salvation. You cannot let us down!

-F. Rump

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violet_dog October 16 2004, 08:12:49 UTC
I always have my nun-chucks and throwing stars to fall back on. If need be, I can implement deadly force using them. As well, I am a 3rd degree black-belt in Okinawan Karate. My very hands are deadly. A bullet proof under vest wouldn't be a bad idea though. One of these days our foes may get the drop on me with a gun.

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avatar_of_chaos October 14 2004, 15:46:55 UTC
step 1) Wallpaper your entire hideout with aluminum foil. Rug the floors and cover the ceiling with it too.

step 2) fill a squirt gun with lemon juice and keep it handy at all times.

step 3) buy those nifty thermal undergarments, socks, and gloves with aluminum threading in them. THEY say it's for heat retention in winter, but I have it on good authority that the folks who produce these items know the enemy.

step 4) watch out for your shadow. the bastids keep trying to cut mine away from my feet. I don't know what would happen if I lost my shadow, but I bet it can't be good.

step 5) Never take just 5 steps.

step 6) Get a cat. It may be a problem to keep it seperated from Fillmore, but you can't ask for a better guard than a cat. If you can completely win it's trust, it'll also make a handy ally.

step 7) There is no step 7, stop right here, turn around, and go back to 6.

Courage comrade, we don't fight this war alone.

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violet_dog October 15 2004, 08:33:18 UTC
Thank you for your invaluable advice comrade Zod. Seeing that you face similar perils, I must warn you; a transmitter device may have been planted in your skull by our enemies. It can be destryoud using short bursts of electrical current (50,000 volts). I would advise against surgical removal.

Your struggle is a richeous one, be on your guard.

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avatar_of_chaos October 15 2004, 08:53:42 UTC
That might explain the "anomaly" that was found on a dental x-ray of mine several years ago. A strange-shaped, smallish, dark mark located on the left side of my lower jaw in the image. I thought the 'object' to be too small to worry about. To think I've been walking around with a 'tag' all this time. Thanx for the information, I'll take immediate steps to render the device useless.

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violet_dog October 16 2004, 14:55:49 UTC
Holy crap man! See, I told you!

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