[Hetalia] Survey Thing
Number your 12 fave Hetalia characters (in no order) and answer the questions!!
1. America (… fuck yeah! -shot-)
2. Russia
3. Canada
4. Prussia
5. China
6. Japan
7. Sweden
8. Finland
9. Hungary
10. Switzerland
11. Liechtenstein
12. England
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Japan/ Liechtenstein? I haven’t… but now I’m tempted to write one. XD
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Prussia? Hot? …. Heeeeeh. Well, I guess it depends on the setting. Like on the battlefield, I would most likely consider Gilbert to be one smokin’ mofo.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
England getting Finland preggers?! But-but-but!! Sweden! Could you imagine his reaction?! Run, England, Run!!
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Hungary? Yes! There was this most awesometastical mico-fic with her on the Kink-Meme and I can’t remember what it was called, but I do remember reading it and being that much more proud to not have a dick. ^-^
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Russia and Japan… If they can get over history…. No, not even then.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
China/Hungary or China/Switzerland. Neither. Because I don’t particularly like shipping China, I can when it’s AU but even then it’s a rarity. I guess it’s just because I see China as a little irrational with relationships in the sense that over familiarizes himself with the concept.
This in no way has anything to do with that fact that I used to cosplay as China and conflicts with my own view of relationships.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Sweden walks in on Russian and England… Two seconds of staring and quickly backs away.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Canada/Switzerland? Lol! Um…
I don’t know how I would word the summary, but in short they would have to team up together to save their siblings from the clutches of *insert cliché villain here*.
Lol, something else to write!
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
America/Finland?! Yes! And it was so kewt! I was like, “Aahh~!” :D
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Sweden/England. That seems kinda awkward. But I would call it, um…
I don’t know… -fails-
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Prussia de-flowering America… I would use that Revolutionary War training plot that’s getting to the point of being overused but still pretty awesome.
Because I so don’t have a kink for that set up…
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Um… prolly? Canada’s amongst the crowd.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Nah, I don’t think so. But I totally will.
Liechtenstein, you’re so frickin kewt! I love you! ... I like kewt thing...
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Russia/Prussia/China… No, but that sounds like something that would happen under the Soviet Union… I wants to write it. XD
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
When I think of Switzerland and the phrase “moment of great passion” in the same train of though, I envision him shooting up a punch of targets, no words, and when it’s all over he lights up a cigarette.
Because I’m not weird or anything.
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
A song fic about Finland… Hyuu, I don’t know, I’m not particularly big on song fics.
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
America/Japan/England…
My only warning would be that it’s gonna be one helluva love triangle. DX
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Switzerland would never pick up Russia. I don’t think a lot of people have the balls to. XD
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Liechtenstein describing Russia/Finland… If we’re talking about Fujoshi! Liechtenstein, I don’t think I want to get into that…
20) How emo is Seven?
You can’t make a hamburger out of Sweden!
21.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
So America and Hungary are together until she runs off with Prussia. (Whodathunk? /sarcasm) America then has a one-night stand with Liechtenstein (which is awesome, because I do ship that XD) and gets tangled up all unhappy like with Iggy. (Of course -eye roll-) So he follows China’s advice (wise, very wise) and finds true love with Russia. (Like it’s supposed to be. :3)
I’d prolly call it ‘Tortilla Soup’. And if you know why, I love you. The End. XD
Srsly though, I wanna write this too…
22.) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Canada and Sweden… Canada. The End.
23.) Would you write Two/Four/One?
Russia/Prussia/America… Yes, yes I will. ^-^