Happiness is warm cake.

[violetmemorial]

So not much going on here, life is boring in a really lovely way. I have been spending most of my time doing fun things with Lily on my days off and going to estate sales on the weekends. I love it! I find the most amazing stuff, really unique stuff too! So if you are looking for something in particular, let me know

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[rocknghorseland]

Hey! when you get that box set, let me know. We need to see that!!!

Also, do you guys still have the cure's new b side box set??? I need it desperately!

~A

[violetmemorial]

I will let you know. We still have the Cure box set, I think it is $35.99, but I have the promo sampler that I can burn for you if you want it.

[rocknghorseland]

dude, thanks for ordering it for me... I am anxiously awaiting its arrival!!!

~A

[clownfishdesign]

That reminds me of a story I read in the Canberra Times a few years back.

I can't remember the exact details, but the police were pursuing this guy for some reason or other. They chased him to Lake Burley Griffin, but lost him ... then one of the police noticed that one of the reeds by the bank was moving ...

He'd tried the time-honoured method of hiding under the water and breathing through a reed!

When they dragged him out, he claimed that he'd run, and hidden in the lake, because he thought the police were a street gang trying to jump him.

Nothing to do with the backpack full of stolen cds he was carrying ...

[violetmemorial]

Hi there stranger! That is hilarious, obviously theives are not the sharpest knives in the drawer...

[clownfishdesign]

Like the guy I knew who got busted with a haul of stolen Rolex's he'd lifted in a jewellery store smash-and-grab. He tried to convince the cops that he'd won them in one of those "The Claw"-type vending machines at the local video arcade.

Or another guy I knew who got pulled up for speeding on his bike late one night. Told the police he was in a hurry to get home before he ran out of petrol.

Then there was the bloke who was in court for a burglary charge. When the court recessed, he stole the video recorder from the conference room and scarpered. When he was nabbed, he said that he'd picked up for a friend who had it in for repairs.

And finally, although it doesn't quite class as a "dumb criminal" story: A bloke in Colac was staggering home from the pub, and decided to have a piss down an alley. What he didn't know was that he was pissing on the one-way windows of a restaurant, with a full compliment of lunchtime customers watching him ...

[nephilium]

My favorite at the store is "Just look for the Juggalo with stinky purple hands and a stain on his shirt"

do people not know the ink tabs smell like skunk?