I'm a tard...

[violetmemorial]

This morning I managed to stab myself in the hand with a dirty knife while making tea. I then proceeded to spill boiling hot cinnamon tea on to my stab wound.

My capacity for being a clumsy idiot seems endless...

Tomorrow I am going to estate sales, Whooo!!!

Comments

[teevee]

wow! that sounds like a real blast! :(

[violetmemorial]

The stabbing or the estate sales???

[teevee]

the stabbing of course! ;)

i was being sarcastic.

[catland]

Good job! Ten points for you! I'm not even going to tell you what I did to myself last week, but it involved a lit cigarette and my right ass cheek...and no, it wasn't on purpose, either.

[william_hotep]

I was decapitated yesterday in a random act of senseless teddy bear hamster violence, so I can sympathize. Damn those adorable, murderous bastards, damn them! --I shout from my neck stump.

[violetmemorial]

I love your neck stump.

[jalajscion]

OOPS!!! Hope it heals quickly. Have fun at the Estate sales.