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[violetmint]

I'm having this awful image in my head, and I couldn't get it out even with a crowbar at this moment. So I'll simply share it with whatever poor unfortunates read this

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frippery

[wiserube]

scantily clad speach...indeed...a fabulous nude...thee hath painted...why indeed should he be so smug...& really Kafka does Fellini in the middle of a huge round Pocono love nest...lined in velvet, bed that revolves to...pour some sugar on me...sensibilty...perk'd up with that short shot of low blood sugar...that'd be my thought.
how good is he?

Re: frippery

[violetmint]

How was he? He went down like oysters. He went down like fresh creamery BUTTAH.

I can't objectify Aunt Jemimah in the same way, though! So sorry! I just see her clad in leopard skin, dispensing advice. The goddess in her lair!

(more later.. much, much more.)

ms. Butterworth

[wiserube]

as played by eartha kitt

Re: ms. Butterworth

[violetmint]

No possibility of objectification there! I can see rubbing some kind of musky oil into her legs. And then, all I can see is her giving me a righteous tongue-lashing or ass-whupping about my overall passive life patterns.