I WORK AT TOYS'R'US NOW!!! HELL YESSS!!!!

Nothing quite makes a shower like stepping out and then hearing the upstairs neighbors going at it.

"Oh god! Yes! Yes! (insert moan here)!"

The powerful eccentricities collide and the world will never be the same. It began with a bearing of ecstatic teeth, then a bearing of melodic pleasures. Intensity arises, and so be it an interesting ride home.

The giant crumbling machine gnaws its way towards the planet, with every inch of its mechanical embrace cascading upon what is agreed to be our souls. We the people are infatuated, and for that, we crumble with it.

I got mega prune hands the other day from washing away the smut built inside the cave-like atmosphere of the sinks. Smut equals dishes, and those dishes were taunting me with their dishiness. An hour of this and they knew they were boss ( Read more... )

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I am in Anchorage now with my sister and her husband. I am really happy being here and I am glad I left. Kitty is happy as well, without having to be stuck in that cage because it might help seduce John's allergies ( Read more... )

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WEATHER/10/12/alaska.flooding.ap/index.htmlWhat is going on with Valdez?! I can't believe that place was flooded into isolation! So scary ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAWN!!!!1!1111one!!11

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