Hi! I'm finally getting around to friending people that seem neat (uh, insert better word than NEAT here) from damnyouwentz. *stare* Pete Wentz, huh? I like him. Anyway, I'm Nicola, I enjoy avocados, cloudy days and thinking about emo boys whilst listening to vintage Madonna.
I made fun of your school and you are friends with a couple of my friends and Quinn always fucking talks about you, Jesus Christ, even though I have no idea who you are really; and I'm an Illinois ex-pat and kind of have this thing for friending Midwesterners because even though I hated the Midwest I really miss it and thus like hearing of the antics of people who lives there; and I am pretty sure your userinfo quotes Palahniuk -- so at the end of this fucked up run-on sentence I am going to ask you if you'd mind a friending.
Yes, yes, by all means! Come on in! English is overrated here! Or, you know, something.
(And that is Palanuik, or howeverthefuck you spell that, for the record. I was like, "I think it's apt for my journal," and Ang was like, "it really is. A lot of stuff to disguise the fact that, pretty much, buttsex.")
See, now, I read that quote and all I can think of is how that particular story made me sick to my stomach because it is so gratuitously over-the-top with the squick-factor. And that, dude, anyone willing to quote that in their LJ has gotta be pretty awesome. At least I think it's the one i'm thinking of, the one that's also got the kid who shoves a pencil (or something like) into his dick?
... There are not many stories where you can say "the one that's also got the kid who shoves a pencil into his dick." This is, perhaps, a good thing.
*waves* Hallo. My name is Mitch, and I am collaborating on an AU that is going to send me to hell. I have it on good authority that you like that sort of thing. With that in mind, may I add you? More to the point, would you add me?
Hi! Mary keeps telling me I should add you because you're really rather extremely cool and insane awesome, and I have been stalling a little because I'm not entirely sure that I'd make it through the selection process (since we're being honest, here) - I get intimidated easily! I fold under pressure! I'm sure this is not helping!
Anyhow, um. I'm Audrey, I like tiny dorkfaced bandboys (but especially if they are Patrick Stump), bad 80's movies and drawing wacky stuff like weemo vampires and/or Mikey Way wearing a crash helmet.
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(And that is Palanuik, or howeverthefuck you spell that, for the record. I was like, "I think it's apt for my journal," and Ang was like, "it really is. A lot of stuff to disguise the fact that, pretty much, buttsex.")
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... There are not many stories where you can say "the one that's also got the kid who shoves a pencil into his dick." This is, perhaps, a good thing.
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Anyhow, um. I'm Audrey, I like tiny dorkfaced bandboys (but especially if they are Patrick Stump), bad 80's movies and drawing wacky stuff like weemo vampires and/or Mikey Way wearing a crash helmet.
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So yes, you're good XD;;
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...The sad thing is, I do this *all the time*. Mary's so used to it now that she just shakes her head and looks at me like I'm crazy.
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