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"ch-ch-ch-ch . . . ki-ki-ki- kill . . . ."
IT'S FRIDAY THE 13TH, BITCHES!! But be forewarned, a very scary flick kicks off this report. O.O
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Flopcrotch strikes again! Dude... what the fuck? We saw Lindsay Lohan's vagina floop out her dress. So what is that sack between her legs? Please do not tell me it's a lip... lips aren't supposed to hang. EWW!! All can I think over and over ( Read more... ) -
it's a slow news day.
So I'll make this brief.
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Ice-T paraded his bitch CoCo to the VH1 Hip Hop awards.... her tits scare me. Nice hat, Ice.
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OH, RLY? YA, RLY.
Jessica Simpson needs to fire her fag stylist. It's obvious he's jealous of her, because he keeps dressing her like ass and advising her to plump her lips. And he must be feeding her MetRX protein shakes at every opportunity because she's starting to gain weight -- not that she's fat or anything [I'd be happy her size!] but as thin as she was as ( Read more... ) -
GIRL FIGHT!
I was on vay-kay, so sorry for the lack of updates. I will not be reviewing the week I was gone. Nothing interesting happened anyway. On to the hot shizz ( Read more... ) -
NO TELL-MOTEL, HOLIDAY INN....
So the title has nothing to do with the entry. Celebrity business was slow today. So sue me.
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The most boring week in celeb news. EVAR.
And I'm sick. So piss off ( Read more... ) -
Sorry for the absence.
But the biggest news stories were Firecrotch's public fight with her mom and her little spill at some fashion week party. I could give a fuck ( Read more... ) -
THE FLAVA OF LOVE.
A LOT LIKE LOVE.
The way she always has this twinkle in her eyes when they look at one another makes me think Jennifer Lopez finally fell in love... or maybe she always loved Marc Anthony and just kept marrying other guys until he finally decided to leave his pregnant wife. Whatevs.
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