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"Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me."

-Carol Burnett

Pioneers! O Pioneers ( Read more... )

Love you Gally, good night and sweet dreams


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"Don't let someone become become a priority in your life...

When your only an option in theirs"

Sad and lonely.

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married ( Read more... )

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The following statement is true:

The above statement is false.

I have a problem with people who say "No Problem".

The phrase has outlasted it's usefulness, and more alarming, it has almost completly replaced "You're Welcome".

-George Carlin