fic-DBSK-Camping Trip
Title: Camping Trip
Author: virdant
Length: 200 words; double drabble; super-short
Rating: G / PG (it's only a little profanity...)
Genre: Crack / Fluff
Pairing: JaeHo
Summary: Backpedaling, Yunho re-thought his strategy. “Well, um. I thought of something romantic. To commemorate our remarkable romantic relationship.”
Warning: None that I can think of...
Notes: Er, parody of this scene in some Korean drama that I've never watched but gets made fun of all the time. It was even mentioned (vaguely) in an episode of a popular show 我愛黑社會. Suffice the say, Crack.
Camping Trip
"Why are we here?”
Yunho spread his arms out. “It’s a park!”
Jaejoong frowned testily. He could see that.
“You love parks!”
Jaejoong crossed his arms and started tapping his foot.
Backpedaling, Yunho re-thought his strategy. “Well, um. I thought of something romantic. To commemorate our remarkable romantic relationship.”
Jaejoong snorted a not-very-nice snort, suggesting that he disagreed with Yunho’s idea. “You woke me up at midnight and told me to drive us to a park.”
Yunho squirmed. “Well, yes.”
Jaejoong sighed. Yunho always tried. “So what is this romantic… thing?”
Yunho bounced as he led the way to a campsite, a pot over a portable stove. Jaejoong blinked, but sat down when told. Yunho bustled about, shifting aside bushes until he procured a hot water dispenser and plugged it into the bush. Jaejoong eyed the power cable leading into the shrubbery warily.
Yunho beamed as the water boiled.
A cheerful beep signified the water had finished boiling. Yunho rummaged around, back facing Jaejoong. Three and a half minutes later, he handed Jaejoong a bowl of instant noodles with a proud smile.
Jaejoong stared. And stared some more.
“What the hell is this? Yunho!”
Yunho wibbled. “I thought was romantic.”
End.
Yeah, Semi-hiatus' don't work when your brain decides to smack you with plots. This is called Crack with the slightest verging into fluff territory before it was pulled back into crack.
Author: virdant
Length: 200 words; double drabble; super-short
Rating: G / PG (it's only a little profanity...)
Genre: Crack / Fluff
Pairing: JaeHo
Summary: Backpedaling, Yunho re-thought his strategy. “Well, um. I thought of something romantic. To commemorate our remarkable romantic relationship.”
Warning: None that I can think of...
Notes: Er, parody of this scene in some Korean drama that I've never watched but gets made fun of all the time. It was even mentioned (vaguely) in an episode of a popular show 我愛黑社會. Suffice the say, Crack.
Camping Trip
"Why are we here?”
Yunho spread his arms out. “It’s a park!”
Jaejoong frowned testily. He could see that.
“You love parks!”
Jaejoong crossed his arms and started tapping his foot.
Backpedaling, Yunho re-thought his strategy. “Well, um. I thought of something romantic. To commemorate our remarkable romantic relationship.”
Jaejoong snorted a not-very-nice snort, suggesting that he disagreed with Yunho’s idea. “You woke me up at midnight and told me to drive us to a park.”
Yunho squirmed. “Well, yes.”
Jaejoong sighed. Yunho always tried. “So what is this romantic… thing?”
Yunho bounced as he led the way to a campsite, a pot over a portable stove. Jaejoong blinked, but sat down when told. Yunho bustled about, shifting aside bushes until he procured a hot water dispenser and plugged it into the bush. Jaejoong eyed the power cable leading into the shrubbery warily.
Yunho beamed as the water boiled.
A cheerful beep signified the water had finished boiling. Yunho rummaged around, back facing Jaejoong. Three and a half minutes later, he handed Jaejoong a bowl of instant noodles with a proud smile.
Jaejoong stared. And stared some more.
“What the hell is this? Yunho!”
Yunho wibbled. “I thought was romantic.”
End.
Yeah, Semi-hiatus' don't work when your brain decides to smack you with plots. This is called Crack with the slightest verging into fluff territory before it was pulled back into crack.