fic - Johnny's & Associates - Keeping Friends (Too) Close
Title: Keeping Friends (Too) Close
Author: virdant
Length: 134 words; super-short
Rating: PG for drinking references.
Genre: Crack.
Pairing: NONE. Maybe KAT-TUN OT6 if you kinda tilt your head and squint.
Summary: KAT-TUN are close. Maybe a little too close.
Warning: Drinking references.
Content Critique Level: No Holds Barred
Notes: This is Rei's fault. Consult copy-pasted dialogue at end for more details.
Keeping Friends (Too) Close
“So this one, on my forehead, that's Kame.”
“I am not drunk enough to have this conversation.”
“And that one there, on my nose. That's Maru, because Maru has a big nose.”
“I really don't need to hear this.”
“This one on my cheek's Tat-chan, because we used to write music together, and I'd lean over his shoulder and press my cheek against his shoulder, right there.”
“That's just disturbing.”
“That one on my hairline's Koki, because Koki was bald.”
“Oh God, why did I think it was a good idea to drink with you?”
“And this one on my chin's Junno!”
“Jin. Jin. Listen to me. I realize that you miss KAT-TUN, but naming your pimples after them is not a good idea.”
end.
this story is the result of the following conversation
reiicharu: KAT-TUn are pimpls.
reiicharu: *pimps
reiicharu: PIMPS
virdant: pimples.
virdant: wow.
virdant: you're such a great fan
virdant: you know what?
virdant: FIC
virdant: brb.
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Author: virdant
Length: 134 words; super-short
Rating: PG for drinking references.
Genre: Crack.
Pairing: NONE. Maybe KAT-TUN OT6 if you kinda tilt your head and squint.
Summary: KAT-TUN are close. Maybe a little too close.
Warning: Drinking references.
Content Critique Level: No Holds Barred
Notes: This is Rei's fault. Consult copy-pasted dialogue at end for more details.
Keeping Friends (Too) Close
“So this one, on my forehead, that's Kame.”
“I am not drunk enough to have this conversation.”
“And that one there, on my nose. That's Maru, because Maru has a big nose.”
“I really don't need to hear this.”
“This one on my cheek's Tat-chan, because we used to write music together, and I'd lean over his shoulder and press my cheek against his shoulder, right there.”
“That's just disturbing.”
“That one on my hairline's Koki, because Koki was bald.”
“Oh God, why did I think it was a good idea to drink with you?”
“And this one on my chin's Junno!”
“Jin. Jin. Listen to me. I realize that you miss KAT-TUN, but naming your pimples after them is not a good idea.”
end.
this story is the result of the following conversation
reiicharu: KAT-TUn are pimpls.
reiicharu: *pimps
reiicharu: PIMPS
virdant: pimples.
virdant: wow.
virdant: you're such a great fan
virdant: you know what?
virdant: FIC
virdant: brb.
Masterlist of fandoms here
Masterlist of Jpop fanfiction here