fic - Johnny's & Associates - KAT-TUN Sings In Chest Voice

[virdant]

Title: KAT-TUN Sings In Chest Voice
Author: virdant
Length: ~1600 words; one-shot
Rating: PG
Genre: AU, crack, gen
Pairing: none. SUPER SEKRIT ONE-SIDED MARKET-ANALYST-SAN/TAGUCHI I mean, none. cough.
Summary: “In the interest of increasing your sex appeal, we have decided to have you all sing in chest voice.”
Warning: It's less about KAT-TUN singing in

Comments

[pyro_fae]

<3!!!!!!

Also not shown; Kamenashi getting the dictionary slammed in his head for futilely attempting to sing higher.

[virdant]

I FEEL NO SHAME. :D

Oh, SOOOOO much is not shown. Like how, two hours into Kame's vocal test, small juniors are let in to poke Kame in the sides until he USES HIS CHEST OMG.

Or anything regarding Ueda's range because damn that man, he has yet to leave head-voice in any performance I WOULD PUT HIM AS A HIGH BARITONE BUT I REFUSE TO BE DECEIVED, NAKAMARU TRICKED ME ONCE.

Taguchi is totes the prince . ♥!!! Only tenor left in the group, kekekeke, he needs heroic prince roles.

[virdant]

and must not forget Production-Assistant-Two, who is never mentioned in the story but plays the helpful role of assisting Stylist-san and Vocal-Trainer-san.

[pyret1582]

omg this is so funny!

[virdant]

Thanks for reading, glad you enjoyed it.

[jtriskell]

[virdant]

Thanks for reading; glad you enjoyed it!

[granity20]

LOL-ing at this one!!!!
and to think i was reading this during midnight and my father's kinda looking at me like i've suddenly gone crazy!
yeah, well dear father it wouldn't really be a surprise if i've turned crazy after reading this.
this is just...to great for words!!!^^

thanks so much for this!

[virdant]

Thanks for reading; glad you enjoyed it!

Ha, hope you don't go crazy; but I'm glad you enjoyed it. It was great fun to write--I cackled like a loon.