Away Message:
___ AND ___ SITTING IN A TREE.
MAKING A JEALOUS DICK OUT OF _______.

O:-)

My god! She's beat the "Jack & Jill" ripoff I did!
*applause* Nice one, Syl.

She's all I ever dreamed, but now my skies are turning gray
It was good I got to know her well, because it made me see
That the sun of San Sebastian is just too hot for me

My mom had a talk with me about school. 15 minutes I'm never getting back ( Read more... )

C'est quoi la différence entre ta cravate et la queue d'un chien? La queue du chien elle cache tout le trou-du cul.

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When life throws you lemons, you throw back grapefruits.

Thanks for checking up on me. That made me so happy. Now to get an icepack because I'm a moron surrounded by solid objects.....

1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me ( Read more... )

It's busses whether you like it or not. And screw LJ's spell check which said : buses, basses, bosses, busies, biases, bases, buss es, buss-es, bussed, bossies, BBSes, bus's, Russes, bursars, bushes, cusses, fusses, musses, pusses, wusses.

At the time of writing, this thing was at $98,000,000.00 USD ( Read more... )