How are you? Are you different? Are you the same person? Do I even know you now? Would I want to get to know the new you? Do you remember me ( Read more... )

Tom: Hey can you hand me my lighter?

Girl: Where?

Tom: On the floor.

Girl: What one is it?

Tom: The purple one.

Girl: You mean the clear one with the little purple band?

Tom: Yeah.

Kyle: Why didn't you say it was the clear one?

*long pause*

Tom: Because you can't see clear.

The greatest story ever told was when I went to KFC and the guy was too embarrassed to call my name when my order was ready.

On a side note if you say your name is Lord of the Ninjas you get free biscuit.

Seriously.

I'd leave a suicide text message. NOW THAT'S EMO AND HIP!

This is an apology to any and all I offended by my remarks said on Saint Patrick’s Day. As many times when I drink over half a 5th of vodka I'll end up doing or saying things I normally would never do. It has been brought to my attention such things were said last Friday. My goal was not to offend or put/look down on anyone. I was being stupid, ( Read more... )

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Check it, a webcomic comunity that I can bask in. Like somekind of comic making basket.

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A zombie riot in a prison as one heads down death row and someone shouts out

"DEAD MAN WALKING!"

I will slowly think up enough ideas for a movie. Then totally make it somehow.