I'm a needy person!

[virginiaplain]

Today me Metroscope (yes, i just called it a Metroscope)told me to give a handout to a needy person. Well shit, son, yesterday I gave a homeless man $20 with no prompting from my horoscope. Surely I can't be expected to be kind and generous two days in a row, right?

Comments

[tony_strudel]

how'bout you give me some lovin' today....thats like a handout....a hot handout of lovin'. Plus i promise you a place on my show.I have also decided to have a naked male ottoman to place my drinks and rest my feet. You could be the dominatrix that whips the lads when they get unruley in competition to fetch me beer.... we could call you Sandra Sin, repent and beg for mercy!

[virginiaplain]

yes yes yes!

[chloho]

Maybe the astrologist was a day late.

[virginiaplain]

well what kind of astrologist gets his/her days wrong? i could do that too.
*chloe, today you will win a million dollars. or tomorrow. or next year. hell, maybe never.*
see? that's a shitty horoscope!

[knownenemy]

Dear Sandra,

I would like to request your presence at the Homohop: A Night At the Crisco Disco Benefit for the Glad Day Bookstore. This Saturday. You, Me, Miles. It will be fun!

[virginiaplain]

yes! yes x's twenty! i haven't seen you or miles in an impossible amount of time. i'll call you on sat.