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[virginiaplain]

This morning my Mommy drove me to the GO station. When I got into the truck I saw a big fly on the windshield, but it was on the outside, so I was looking at the bottom of it. It seemed to have two sets of wings. So I said to my mother, "Why does that fly have two sets of wings?" Then I looked at a different angle and said, "Oh no, wait, that's

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[kinneyluver]

LMAO. I'm just glad that you're taking time to notice the small miracles of life!!! : )

[ozbrat]

kinneyluver? You know how to use LJ? *am amazed*

[kinneyluver]

Fuck.Off.

[lefo]

one time at work i stopped moving for like half a second and two flies landed on my hand and had sex. i felt this little vibration, which i like to think was the male fly thrusting at light speed. i felt dirty and used. like one of those vibrating beds in a cheap motel.

[virginiaplain]

that is the best thing i've heard all day. you are the supreme being of my friday. good job on that.

[lefo]

man, we both know i'm the supreme being of your everyday! oh wait, maybe that's you for me... oh no.

[virginiaplain]

mutual, kellen, mutual.

[newbornstranger]

Ooh... hot insect porn. lucky you.

[virginiaplain]

it wasn't hot though. looked fake. definitely shooting a porn movie.

was it porno sex??

[tony_strudel]

Was it porno sex?? I mean did it look like she was faking it? were her eyes you know darting around the scenery as she contemplated her afternoon grocery list....

Re: was it porno sex??

[virginiaplain]

oh yeah, for sure. this bitch was so bored.

[ozbrat]

I think it's time for a new Frozen In Time ;)

[kinneyluver]

Yes! Yes! Yes!!!!!!

[ozbrat]

I think Joy agrees.

[kinneyluver]

One of the things that I love about Brat is how quick she is. One of the things I hate about her is her fucking icon!! LMAO