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[virginiaplain]

You know little animals? Birds, squirrels, bunnies. As much as I love them (except the squirrels because they freak me out a little) those bastards are egotistical. Every time a person comes within twenty feet of them, they think the person is coming for them. Excuse me, birdie, it is not always about you! And don't you know that I just want to be

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[ozbrat]

So you wanted to pet it?

[virginiaplain]

well yeah kinda, because they are cute and all, but i certainly was not going over to do that! :)

[ozbrat]

But the fact is, you did want to pet it. So it was right to think you WANTED to go near it. See where I'm going with this?

[virginiaplain]

Shut it right now, missy!!

[lefo]

i totally met this weird squirrel that was eating plastic in an alley behind a starbucks. it was crazed and growled at me. then it caused a big ruckus in the starbucks later on in the night.

your being freaked out by squirrels seems totally logical to me.

[virginiaplain]

Dude! I saw an albino squirrel and I did not like that motherfucker at all!

[kinneyluver]

LMFAO!!! God, I miss you!!!