Sickness.

[virtual256]

My nose appears to be exploding. It's running constantly and occationally sneezing.

Suggestions on making it stop? I know that if I give it another week or so, it'll go away on it's own, but I would love to have it be gone sooner.

*drip drip drip* *sneeze*

Comments

[byelf2007]

If you have hot soup, it'll probably flow like a river. :)

[peewee180]

If it's exploding, call the bomb squad. they are good with explosives. On the other hand if you just want it to stop running, blow it out as often as you can, its your bodies way of telling you it's working hard to get rid of it.
That is all i can think about doing for right now.

Peewee
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[dasphios]

Bear in mind that if you do this, it'll hurt briefly, but it'll put a stop to the running.
1. Take some cayanne pepper.
2. Snort it up your nose.
For a moment, the stinging'll be all you'll feel, and you'll be asking 'Why the hell did I do that?', but then it'll pass, and your nasal passages should be clear.

[zorbathut]

I can't decide if this is stupid or genius. In either case, it's hilarious.

get a nettie pot.

[green_dude]

make a saline solution add baking soda, snort, and blow back out. I know sounds bad, but it was the only way I can breath when I cam sick.

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fern

[mopalia]

Nasal irrigation can help. http://allergies.about.com/cs/treatment/a/aa040802a.htm I use a baby syringe. People swear that Zicam shortens the duration of a cold, but you may be starting it too late. Ask a pharmacist. I haven't tried it, so I can offer no advice. Drinking lots of broth will help, too. I can't go with the snorting cayenne, but eating very spicy food with lots of cayenne could help.