"I Got an Accordian But I'm Still Coughing"

[virtualpope]

I went ahead and posted the follow-up to my last article. Nobody offered me any suggestions, sadly. I need to tell my mom to not comment on my articles. Alls I want is random strangers calling me a pretentious douche.

Comments

[anonymous]

You, sir, are a douche. And, I daresay, a pretentious one at that.