An invocation

[virtualschmelz]

Benadryl! I call on thy power! I invoke thy relief from these, the travails of allergy season! Block these evil plants which are having sex in the very air about me, spewing their vile genetic spores into mine eyes and sinuses! I'll even submit to thy robbing of my consciousness!

Relief! RELIEF!

Comments

[sexywitch]

You're having trouble too, eh? I would very much like to scratch my eyes with a toothpick at the moment. Also, I think I sneezed my frontal lobe out my nose earlier.

(TMI?)

[virtualschmelz]

TMI? Nah. You didn't say anything disturbing about your Mommy Parts er nuthin'.

Whatever it is in the air is hitting me really hard this year. I'm not thinking about using a toothpick on my eyes, but icewater sounds good about now.

I wish Xyzal weren't so damned expensive!

[dr_surly]

In all fairness.... it's usually me that says disturbing things about her Mommy Parts.

[virtualschmelz]

"In all fairness.... it's usually me that says hilarious things about her Mommy Parts."

There, fixed that for you.