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[virtuosic_flair]

HI! Dad left for London so he could go to a bunch of parties. I told him he's going to have another kid now and it's time to be responsible, but you try to keep the party animal from going wild. It's insane. We'll be there tomorrow with Mum, we just couldn't get away without going to school first

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[seminalsemiotic]

Hehehe! Batteries are a girl's best friend!

It'll be wonderful to see you tomorrow, darling. With Damon, no less! Date! Yay! Goddess, you two make me so happy.

If I ever met so-called Grandpa Littleton, he wouldn't be Grandpa for long. He'd be the family eunuch, so I don't think the "pa" in particular would apply... Oooh, maybe he's a eunuch and that's why he left?

[virtuosic_flair]

They really are!!

We make me happy too! And so does seeing you. We'll be there for the weekend. Dad's planning on terrorizing Bernard.

Haha! Well...he did help make five children. 5 damn fine children!

[seminalsemiotic]

Yay, I love making you happy! Evidently *winks* Goddess, I can't wait to see what Joe is planning...

Maybe he got eunuchated afterwards?

[virtuosic_flair]

You're like The Sex Fairy... Ahem. Dad's a party animal. He'll surprise everyone!

Maybe!! Maybe the secretary he ran off with chopped off his bits! Karma, Baby!

[in_spectre_mors]

Don't worry, I won't let Joe do anything I wouldn't do!

I'm so looking forward to seeing you and Damon tomorrow. I'm so glad you could both make it! Believe me, having been there for the organisation, I know how very much you wouldn't want to miss this!

I believe I can summarise the Bernard situation with, grumble grumble.

Anyway, I think I'll leave your batteries well enough alone!

[virtuosic_flair]

That's leaving him open to dressing up in shiny clothes, being a rock star, and having gay sex. I approve!! Mum probably doesn't approve on that last part...

I never would, Spectre. I missed enough.

He's stupid. Back the fuck up off my Grandma, you fuck!

They're Energizer!! They're my new favourite things!

[in_spectre_mors]

I think I'd be content with getting Joe into a shiny shirt and singing karaoke! Maybe with a few drinks...

Well, you need never miss anything again, and we're glad for it!

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Haha. Energiser. Bunny. Hahaha...

[virtuosic_flair]

I don't think you'll even need the drinks. The man taped a picture of himself wearing a leaf to his son's door because he thought it was funny...

In case I haven't over-emphasized the point enough yet, I love and appreciate you. Uncle Spectre.

If you put the batteries in backwards he keeps coming and coming and co...okay I tell horrible but relevant jokes.

[twilightrobe]

Hahaha... man, tonight's gonna be nuts. That's a lot of crazy man right there, with your dad...

It's gonna be good to see you with your man! Bet there'll be photos and all.

I want to kick that Bernard, I really do. Right where it probably doesn't count so much any more.

Batteries, huh? So... you found the stereo remote?

[virtuosic_flair]

No one gets his freak on like Joseph Littleton!

There will be millions of photos!! We'll spread the love!

Oh my god, I never want to be 79.

Ahahhahhaa really no.

[twilightrobe]

If they go to the right clubs, maybe he'll be a freak on a leash?

Spreading the love sounds good to me.

How bad can 79 be? C'mon, they shove you in the old folks' home, and suddenly you're not responsible for anything. You can just piff peanuts at the nurses all day, and drool on 'em afterwards.

Haha, fair enough...

[virtuosic_flair]

OH NO!!

But I want use of my manparts! Drooling does not an orgasm make.