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[virtuosic_flair]

The baby is still not here! Mum's still pregnant and I think she's pissed about it now...she was calm this afternoon but a few minutes ago, I heard her tell dad she was going to rip his cock off.

Luckily, dad just said "Okay, Honey" and held her hand. He's a good man.

I'm hiding in the cafe. I wonder how much longer it can last!?

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[empress_tasha]

Maybe her getting pissed off will help the baby come? It'd certainly drum up some energy...

I think Joe is a very brave man for not hiding in the cafe with you, at this point!

[virtuosic_flair]

She hasn't slept in a VERY long time :(

I think my dad is the bravest man I've ever come across.

[empress_tasha]

Poor Jordan. I really hope she's able to get a good, long rest once your little sister is born. Well, of course she will. I know you and Joe will pamper her to the ends of the earth.

I love the relationship you have with your dad. It reminds me of mine, and that's just a beautiful circle of awesome.

[virtuosic_flair]

Dad and I already have pampering plans, yes. She deserves a frikkin' parade, hell.

Your dad kicks arse! As does mine.

[gonetoground]

Poor Jordan :( I hope the baby comes soon. I can't even imagine going through all that for this long. Maybe the length of time is proportionate to how wonderful your little sister is going to be...?

[virtuosic_flair]

We'll appreciate her when she's here all the more!

[gonetoground]

That's what I like to hear :)

[in_spectre_mors]

Dear me, that's no good! The no baby, and the no cock. I was hoping to see pictures by now! Well, surely it won't be long now. You'll have that beautiful little girl with you soon.

[virtuosic_flair]

I know! Pictures! Baby! I really don't think Mum will relieve Dad of his cock, she seems fond.

Bleh.

Dad and I ate ecclairs and muffins and I had a caramel slice for lunch...

[in_spectre_mors]

Hahaha! Well, now that I've accidentally sent you down that train of thought, I think we can leave Joe's cock well enough alone!

My goodness. That's quite the tall order of sugar! Well done...

[virtuosic_flair]

THAT WOULD BE NICE! He's going to read this and then show me the leaf picture again... No!

I think I want a mocha now too. Dad has the wallet though and I'm not goin' in there!