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[virtupets]

Dr. Sloth is seated at his desk, clicking slowly through something on his computer, staring intently at the screen. He must be hard at work with some new development. Looking into replacing his stolen PINpoint, maybe. Or hatching some of the usual diabolical plans or twisted science experiments he's so well-known for

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[this_is_sooba]

DING!

for pony:I am convinced that the key to the ultimate LOLcat lies in a perfect image of a roadkill kitten. The hard part is coming up with a final draft before I run out of kittens.

[virtupets]

Oh geez. He forgot he even had AIM running.

sloth4prez: that's about the ONLY thing that can improve fucking LOLcats now

what's up, richard

[this_is_sooba]

Or did he?

for pony: Brought my lunch to the nexus today, it's always fun to watch people react to that. AVF my skinny undead ass, nothing stops a good old-fashioned attack on sanity.

Oh, and some random internet chick thinks I'm currently hunting you down. How wild is that?

[virtupets]

sloth4prez: do you invite people to look into your picnic basket, or do you just lay it all out on the table and wait for people to wander past

what? is she hot? this is important to know, dude

[demonic_despot]

DING!

flamingbrows: WHAT DO PET-THINGS EAT
flamingbrows: ARE YOU THERE
flamingbrows: HURRY
flamingbrows: I MEAN, NO RUSH JUST CURIOUS WHAT THEY EAT
flamingbrows: IF THEY NEED TO EAT AT ALL
flamingbrows: THIS IS THE ONE KNOWN AS SLOTH RIGHT????

[virtupets]

sloth4prez: holy christ

what the hell, who is this

yeah, this is sloth

[demonic_despot]

flamingbrows: THIS IS AKU
flamingbrows: SHOGUN OF SORROW
flamingbrows: MASTER OF MASTERS
flamingbrows: DELIVERER OF DARKNESS
flamingbrows: I CAN GO ON TELL ME WHEN THIS STARTS TO RING A BELL

[virtupets]

sloth4prez: oh you again

right

slow down the machine gun AIMing. shit, dude

uhhhh, you mean you want to know what to feed a petpet? is that what you're asking me?

[h_hollister]

blondeambitions: So my husband says that he'd like to rip your testicles off. They are between your legs, right? Not in some alien place like hidden in your left armpit?

[virtupets]

sloth4prez: real gangsta ass aliens don't flex nuts cuz real gangsta ass aliens know they got 'em

i don't remember giving YOU this screen name

[h_hollister]

blondeambitions: I got mad skillz, yo. That and I snuck a peek at your desktop the last time you had me up on your space station.

Now, what the fuck is this bullshit about my alternate?

[virtupets]

sloth4prez: stalker

you got an alternate that showed up out here in the empty world

ho took my pinpoint

and is a cocktease