In a misled attempt to stave off boredom and to antagonize Brody, I opted to answer some questions. So let's get to it, shall we!
1. what's with the DRESS? why don't you wear PANTS?
It's not a dress, they're robes. Distinct difference. I wear pants sometimes! And there's shorts and a tank top on underneath them at all times. You are allowed to see them if you're hot.
2. what RECREATIONAL DRUGS have you done?
Jeezus. Well, let's see. Marijuana, salvia, oxycontin, opium, absinthe...I prefer things that you can smoke, really. Drinking and smoking cigarettes/cigars are also things I indulge in, but I assume you're looking for the sort of drugs we argue about so frequently, Brodykins.
3. what are those things on your head?
Appendages of cartilages and fleshy tissue. The babes love 'em.
4. when was the last time you got laid?
About three weeks ago? No, two. Yes, it was two.
5. SRSLY THE DRESS WTF?
ROBES.
And since it was urged I leave the instructions for this meme:
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you 5 questions of a very personal nature.
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them 5 questions.