Girlfriend Blues

[visciousdango]

So much fun. Girlfriend Blues

by Dave MacKenzie
© Hey Baby! Ditties (ASCAP)

verse 1
I came in early last night, guess I did find
My girlfriend’s in the bedroom having a great big time
She was squealing, she was moaning, she was really having a ball
And people, I ain’t told you the best surprise of all

chorus
Nowadays, gettin’ hard to tell who is who
And I just found out my girlfriend’s got a girlfriend, too

verse 2
I ain’t no little farmboy on his first trip into town
Takes a lot to shock me, I’m a man that’s been around
But what them two was doin’ I did not know could be done
And as good as they’re both lookin’, I could not blame either one

chorus
Nowadays, gettin’ hard to tell who is who
And I just found out my girlfriend’s got a girlfriend, too

verse 3
My girlfriend turned the light on that’s when I let out a laugh and shout
And she just laid wondering “What’s he laughin’ about?”
Then her girlfriend told her, “Baby, life is funny as can be.
Here you’ve been cheatin’ with me on this man
who cheats on you with me.”

last chorus
Nowadays, gettin’ hard to tell who is who
And I just found out my girlfriend’s got a girlfriend, too
Yeah, and she just found out her little girlfriend’s got a boyfriend, too