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[viscose]

I smiled innocently when the assisant flicked her blonde hair over one shoulder and raised an eyebrow before returning a fake smile as she passed 'The Sex Book' through the scanner in Waterstones. I said my thankyou's as she handed me one pence and a receipt, avoiding the blameless smile that questioned her ignorance, and returned seemingly

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[i_like_to_polka]

double choc frescato? i make them for a living (note, only for another five weeks & counting)

[viscose]

NOWAYCANITAKEYOURJOBTHANKYOUPLEASE
although, if i made them i would appreciate them less.
can you teach me how to make them for home use?
x

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[i_like_to_polka]

well you need a blender. ice. cadbury's chocolate flake (1 or 2 depending on 'would you like that primo or medio?'). costa chocolate sauce (might be hard to get your hands on) and costa vanilla base (again could be quite tricky).

however, if we ever meet, i promise i'll snaffle you some ingredients for your own home made frescato! the fun.

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[viscose]

yeh, i could smuggle you WHSMiths elastic bands in return
x

[noir_]

That is beautiful.

I've just come across your journal and find myself entranced by your writing. :)

[viscose]

thank you x

[noir_]

You are more than welcome.

[sequinedpurse]

the assisant makes me feel nervous. i would had been jittery and shaky.
the boy reminds me of someone.
that secrette smile gets to me!

[viscose]

Assisants always make me feel nervous, x

[cheapglitter]

Your entries rule the roost.x

[viscose]

beg to differ ;]
x xx xx xxx x xx

[cheapglitter]

but the customer is always right

how are you this evening ladylove?<3

[viscose]

I took three Kalms and some nurofen for my cramps
and am feeling very well mercibeaucoup
how are you? x

[vuota]

the sexbook the sex book tHE SEX BOOK.

[viscose]

excited much?