Two random questions.... give your best answer...

Jul 15, 2005 12:20

1) What exactly is a "stud muffin"?

2) What is "The Stranger"?

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Let me answer this one badseed01 July 15 2005, 21:23:33 UTC
(A) I am a stud muffin!
(B) Sit on your hand for about half of an hour, or until it has fallen completely asleep. Then masturbate with the numb hand. It feels like someone else is doing the rubbing. i.e. "the stranger"

Um, not that I know personally.

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Re: Let me answer this one visioninblack July 15 2005, 21:42:23 UTC
You are the only person that got #2 right. This is why I love you.

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the_tremendous July 16 2005, 00:03:50 UTC
Stud muffin is up for grabs, depends on your tastes I suppose.

As for the stranger, if you're referring to masturbation its when you sit on you're hand until it falls asleep then you jerk-off or dig-around with it so it doesn't feels like someone else’s.

...Or the shitty Seattle mag.

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taowulf July 16 2005, 02:30:58 UTC
1) What exactly is a "stud muffin"?
A stud muffin is a man that ties to be studly but ends up being a big dork.

Whale penis. It always Comes down to whale penis.

2) What is "The Stranger"?

Other than being a weekly paper for Seattle's freaks, weirdos and artsy people (I love em all...except the emo kids), it is a sexual manuever.

Of course I won't include details.

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photosexual July 16 2005, 03:24:39 UTC
"Stud Muffin" is an embarassing white trash 80's era term that creates loss of dignity and embarassment (whether realized or not) when spoken.

I love you. Your readers have sexually educated me to yet another kooky sexual practice that I didn't even know was going on in serious ways, or had a name. I always think of the Presidents of the USA song when I think of The Stranger. Or where I first found that bastard that I love so much, Rob Brezsny.

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