[Triggers #20] orig. narrative - Ralph Ringlet
Title: Ralph Ringlet, the Radiant Knight
Author: motley_sis
Genre: acrostic narrative (read down the bold letters).
Rating: PG13 Warnings: pun.
Disclaimer: A friend of mine once drew a Ridder (knight) named Ralph.
Notes: Original hogwash. Written for visual_trigger, trigger #20.
Eight or nine syllables per sentence. Occasional rhyme.
At noon today, in the courtyard,
Ralph Ringlet, the Radiant Knight,
Married the prize he had earned for
Outstanding service, bravery, and
Uh... 'looking savoury in battle'.
Ready for their wedding night, he
Presented himself to his new bride.
"Ralph," she said, "don't you think you may be
Overdressed for the occasion, dear?
Please take off your damned battle gear."
Ralph winced, but dropped his whopper of an
Exoskeletal (acrostic)
Author: motley_sis
Genre: acrostic narrative (read down the bold letters).
Rating: PG13 Warnings: pun.
Disclaimer: A friend of mine once drew a Ridder (knight) named Ralph.
Notes: Original hogwash. Written for visual_trigger, trigger #20.
Eight or nine syllables per sentence. Occasional rhyme.
At noon today, in the courtyard,
Ralph Ringlet, the Radiant Knight,
Married the prize he had earned for
Outstanding service, bravery, and
Uh... 'looking savoury in battle'.
Ready for their wedding night, he
Presented himself to his new bride.
"Ralph," she said, "don't you think you may be
Overdressed for the occasion, dear?
Please take off your damned battle gear."
Ralph winced, but dropped his whopper of an
Exoskeletal (acrostic)