i rock, i just called to confirm my fight and i got a window seat on the trans atlantic flight which means ill be able to lean on a wall when i wanna sleep...yay ( Read more... )

its about time i get laid!

going to italy, so ive learned some key phrases

fa sollectico-it tickles
fuccio solo sesso sicuro-i only have safe sex
non al mallattie- i have no diseases
posso accompagnarti a casa? - can i take you home?
sei il mio piu bel ricordo-you are my most bueatiful suvenior
oh mio dio-oh my god

they will all be very usefull...lol

Read book. Get brain.

anna: whats wrong with a vibrator?
inna: can't you get cancer?

so another girl in honors got engaged ( Read more... )

1- Why didn't you drink it ( Read more... )

i seem to need experience in some of these areas...any takers?

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin'66.7%
Explored the pleasures of the flesh 65.1%Shamelessness85.7%
Has yet to see self in mirror 79.3% Sex Drive 92.1%
The Pope is envious77.7%Straightness64.3%
Felt someone up once 44.8% Gayness 96.4%
Repressed, are we? 83.7%
Fucking Sick100%
90%
You are 81.84% pure
Average ( Read more... )