Unbelievable.

[vitiatrix]

I went outside for SIX MINUTES today. SIX MINUTES, to pull in the dry laundry that I had put out in the morning. I know it was six minutes because I remember glancing up from pnl spreadsheets to the cable box, thinking "ooh, commercial, it's 12:37, I bet I can get the laundry before 12:40". When I came back in, it was 12:43, I went "eh, six

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[ptpenguino]

Well, at least we know you aren't the sparkly-type vampire.

[vitiatrix]

Nope, I'm the burst-into-flames-on-contact kind. Classicism represent!