HAHA this dole bludging barge ass finnaly got himself a job. i got my first shift on saturday. but i don't have a uniform and its only induction. do i need a uniform for induction? its not like they sell bilo uniforms at kmart or something.

For anybody who is interested, come to nobbys beach today around 3:30pm. If your coming send me a sms or something so i know.

well i am never fetching the ball out of the water at stockton ever again, i have sliced my toe to the bone, and have gashes running all the way up to my knee. i also have grazes on my arms. unfortunately i can't get the toe stitched up because it would just pull out as soon as i walk. i have filled 11 bandages in 3 hours with blood and if i keep ( Read more... )

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well that was a huge weekend, friday night was indoor then a poker night at bitch's house. then saturday night was spent with jeff, ben, sefton, pat, hamster and nat. we went to the cambridge to see jeff's mates band play, Arcan Rites, they were awesome, the band on before them were good too, vatacide, but the band after, for which i don't know ( Read more... )

Yeah i decided to do it got some interesting results
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i have just been watching jeepers creepers 2 with 4 chicks, needless to say they are scared out of their minds. unfortunately i'm being sent outside with a bread and butter knife and a flashlight to kill whatever lerks outside. however i will have my revenge when i bang on the windows. muahahahhahahaha!

well i have to say that was by far the shortest relationship i have ever been in, but probly the funnest. So i had a girlfriend her name was Danni, it was 5 days of awesomeness. We didn't break up because of a fight or anything, i was wanting a longer relationship and she just a short term fun thing. i'm pretty sure things are usually the other way ( Read more... )

well, tamworth is still a hole, but teaching some youngsters gun safety and rules is awesome. slightly scary at times, when a 12 year old with nice and powerful gun fully loaded accidently points it at you. got to train the under 18's girls shooting squad, one of them can really shoot, better than some of the guys i know from the army :). The army ( Read more... )

well, i am now operating with half my screen, due to the breakage of it. its quite fun actually, my tutor was quite impressed with it. he suggested taking one eye out so that it didn't seem so bad. but i like my eye, and replacing my eye is a lot harder than replacing the screen. Will have to sort that out soon too, but not before copying ( Read more... )