Teachin' Screech

[vitriolicviolin]

A few months ago, I was contacted by a textbook publisher about a column I wrote in college for the S'News (see here, ignore the horrendous picture). They wanted to use it in an anthology of writings for a college writing class. I wrote about it here; at the time, I thought it was a scam.

But today, I got my book in the mail! My column is printed,

Comments

[superpotato]

That is so great.
The essay questions are hilarious. i like the one about Saved by the Bell.

This is one of my favorites:
"Why does she directly address Craig rather than her readers? What does this address make you think or feel about Englund? About Craig?"

Kids will be thinking about how they feel about you!

[callmequami]

Kids will be thinking about how they feel about you!

If they include that mugshot of you, they'll be thinking dirty things about you! :)

[vitriolicviolin]

hahahhaha. asshole.

[editored]

... noting particular instances where you feel strongly about Englund.

There was that one time in the newsroom when you grabbed my behind.

[stellablue3682]

I wish my comp teachers had used a book like that. :)

You're a celebrity!