Sei

[viva_io]

Zzzzzz.... pastaaa.... zzzz....

[A naked Italian is sleeping happily on the couch of 1766 Beaver Street, aka Prussia's house. What is he doing here, you ask? Well, he was kindly donated by his oh-so-loving wife while UNWARE OF THE CIRCUMSTANCES.

Presently, he wakes up and yawns.]

Ahh... what a nice nap~!

... Eh...?

...

Why aren't I in my

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[believeinmeme]

How the fuck should I know??!!

[viva_io]

WAH!!!

Is this your house?!?! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't come in on purpose! I don't know how I got here! Please don't hurt me!

[believeinmeme]

Oi, yeah, it sure as hell is my house, and that sure as hell is where I keep my motorcycle, it ain't for sleeping on!

I ain't gonna fuckin' hurt you, but that ain't no way for a man to behave! Have a little pride!

[viva_io]

[FLAILS NAKEDLY AT KAMINA]

I'M SORRY! I didn't knooowww!

P-Pride?! Pride!! Sì! Y-You can't keep down the true Italian spirit...!

[hugs_arent_free]

Muu. I demand compensation for seeing this.

[viva_io]

Ah, ciao, Mammon! Do you... do you live here too...?

... C-Compensation?!

[hugs_arent_free]

I do live here. The real question is why you are here. Like that. Surely for the emotional suffering I'm enduring at this moment I deserve some payoff.

[viva_io]

Emotional suffering...?

... But I still don't have any money! I don't have a job! I'm working on it, though!! I don't know why I'm here! I was just taking a nap and then I woke up here!

[hisironcross]

[Upon hearing that voice he's at the couch in seconds.] Ohh . . . !

Italy!!

[viva_io]

Ciao, Prussia~! Ehh... is this your house?!

[hisironcross]

Right it is! You shouldn't go back to Belarus' for as long as you can.

[viva_io]

That sounds like a very good idea, ve! Belarus is really scary! I'll stay here with Prussia~! Or maybe I can go to Germany's house~~

[bustydefense]

... What?

SO LATE

[viva_io]

Somebody kidnapped me!!! I was just taking a nap!!!

IT'S OKAY

[bustydefense]

Oh! Do you have any idea why someone would do that?

[viva_io]

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No...

[danesaxed]

As long as you have some kind of weapon, you shouldn't worry--and yes, other people count as weapons~

laaaaate sorry

[viva_io]

I don't have a weapon!! And I don't know how to use other people as weapons, ve! Should I pick them up and swing them around~?!

pfft no worries

[danesaxed]

Yeah something like that...or just aim for their vitals.

Not hard at all~

[viva_io]

Aim... for the vitals?