* * * new friends ='s SEX Motha Fuckas * * *

[viva_la_cabbage]

I came home DRUNK . . .& apparently these are the type of things moi Mama tends to notice . . .BUT i DID get a orange/sparkly hair tie of Dirks & THAT means i WIN!

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[threonine]

Whittney? Drinking? Never.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Never INDEED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[viva_la_cabbage]

O KNOW! I tried to tell her that TOO! But apparently her intellect is FAR GREATER than mine when shit-faced. . . . she was all like "!!!Whittney YOUR DRUNK!!!" & I was all like "NOOOOAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAWW....OOOO!" which turned out to be what ALL THE DRUNK PEOPLE SAY! So THEN i tried REALLY HARD to be all tricksy & be like "But how can i be drunk . . . .if . . . . i . . . . can touch moi finger to moi nose HUH?" & then i touched moi nose TWO WHOLE TIMES & poked moi self in the eyeball the 3rd time so moi attempts at trickery FAILED but informed her "COME ON NOW 2 OUTTA 3 IS PRETTY FUCKING GOOD"! And mo mom was all like "!!!!DAMN IT WHITTNEY YOUR DRUNK AGAIN GET IN THE DAMN CAR!!!!" & i held moi ground of denial but then on the way to the car i fell over a WHOLE BUNCH & thus moi cover WAS BLOWN! & moi Stupid-ol'Morrmon-Sister started CRYING & moi Moma was doing the yelling of some sorts but all that i could make out was a high piched shriking nose of screaming "raaaaawwwwww raw RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW

[xslackerbitchx]

no i win. because your my lover <3

xOxO

* * * * Well Hells Bells Darlin * * * *

[viva_la_cabbage]

!!!NUT-UN I WIN because we ARE LOVERS & i have an orange/sparkely hair tie!!!

BonapartequalSEX ='s type-talking hommes

Re: * * * * Well Hells Bells Darlin * * * *

[xslackerbitchx]

alrite you win but only because i love you ♥

Re: * * * * Well Hells Bells Darlin * * * *

[viva_la_cabbage]

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥HOTT LOVE FOR THREE ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

[joshdanger]

"new friends ='s SEX?"

Suffice to say I am highly distrested by this bit of trivia.

* * * YOUR FACE IS HIGHLY DISTRESTED * * *

[viva_la_cabbage]

SEX ='s a yippee hooray type of NON-SEXUAL relations . . . YES-YES...no?

[sorrysoselfish]

dont worry about it josh... sex is the new cool.

$ $ $ sex IS the new cool mama $ $ $

[viva_la_cabbage]

HELLS YES Whittney & Miss Ray-chelle Make with THE SUPPA SUPPA EXTRA KINKY COOLNESS EVERY DAMN NIGHT!