Everything was a blur and Francis' head was spinning wildly as he was ushered into a sleek Bentley Driven by what he could only describe as the Ugliest GOBLIN of a man he'd ever laid eyes on and then he turned to Arthur. "Mon Amour, I think you must tell me now things you have hidden from me. No secrets. Just who are you... Really?" Francis asked
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"You have an hour, Hold back Mortal time is not easy. And you had better UN DECORATE my house later. I like Neutral. Sarah likes Neutral. This is our get away from the HELL that is the Labyrinth. Put it back the way it was when you are finished. Please." Jareth said kicking Chickens out windows.
GOD. DAMN. FUCKING. CHICKENS!!!! Always the damn chickens!
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He did however approve the naked lady, even if she was green and rather leafy looking.
Jareth just snorted. "Be glad you're getting a party at all and Father isn't stringing you up by your John Thomas for running off spur of the moment to get married. I had to reorder a lot of time for you today. You OWE me little brother."
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"Arthur." She cooed, gliding over in her gown to embrace her step son. It is delightful for you to finally meet me, though I have spied on you before with my crystals. I'm Titania, your grandfather's wife." She cooed, pressing her wine red lips to his forehead. She then rounded on the Frenchman.
"Monsieur Bonnefoy." She purred, offering him her hand to kiss. "I am the Queen of the Sidhe. Welcome to the family. I am most pleased to see that the progeny of my husband has found someone to love them so completely."
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He was certainly going to fare better in greeting dignitaries than Arthur. Francis could charm and bluff his way out of most any situation, Arthur, not so much.
This was going to be a long, long party.
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Arthur looked over the food in front of him as Gaston rattled off his little explanation. Being in a relationship with Francis had spoiled Arthur more than he thought it would because he looked at the artfully arranged "food" and could help but wonder how it could possibly be as good as anything the frenchman made him at home.
"Oi!" Arthur waved his fork at his brother who was already wolfing down his meal. "Don't think I didn't hear that, brother dear. At least I don't leave a trail of glitter everywhere I go."
Arthur then gestured to his husband. "Don't listen to him, Francis love. He's too much like Gilbert. Next thing I know he'll be making some wisecrack about my
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"Arthur, do eat. Not that I expect you to appreciate the finery, but you will need your stamina later. I know all about Francis' prowess. You will need your strength." Jareth replied smirking quietly into his dinner plate.
Francis laughed. He rather liked Arthur's "brother". The man did have a decidedly more refined pallet. The dinner was quite marvelous. He'd have to ask for the recipe and try it with wild boar later. That meat he could get his hands on. The berries however... he'd try blueberries and juniper, perhaps with a few truffles... the possibilities where there.
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Setting aside the napkin he'd used to wipe away his beer foam mustache, Arthur decorously folded up a new one and placed it in his lap, blushing furiously as he picked up his utensils to promptly tuck into his meal. "Yes. I suppose you're right." He knew Jareth was right, especially after the morning they'd had back at the flat in Paris before this whole adventure started. Because of that they'd ended up missing their meals for the day, aside from a couple small pastries and coffee or tea. "The same goes for you, Francis. You can count on not getting much sleep."
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"Speaking of which, we had planned on going home. I suspect our planned sleeping arrangements have also been altered?" Francis asked Arthur, this was his family after all.
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Arthur's voice sounded like a long way away, down a wind tunnel as the world rushed back into Francis' awareness.
And he did follow his husband into their bedroom... face first into the open doorway to meet with the plush, expensive carpet on the floor.
Oh, today was NOT Francis' day for remaining conscious. He'd eventually get used to the shock, but that was one even HE hadn't anticipated. And Francis had a quiet vivid and spectacular imagination.
Not that he noticed as he began to drool on the carpet under his cheek. He'd never fainted in his life, today he was three for three.
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"Mari... warn me next time when you are going to make the world drop out from under my feet, I think I left my stomach behind. That was... disconcerting... I love you, but no more surprises alright? Warn me, please." Francis groaned his head pounding with a headache and he reached up to rub at his eyes as he tried to sit up only to lay back down again.
"Give me a moment. My head, it's spinning still. Tell me your brother has some aspirin or Tylenol or some faerie dust for headaches laying around. I have an ice pick lodged between my eyes at the moment. Merde."
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