You drive me crazy, like no one else.

[viva_la_impala]

So our oracle of doom has spouted another nonsensical riddle. I swear, that rat is hocked up on LSD or something. Kept going on about marching. The way I figure it that can be one of three extremely annoying things

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[alwaysaboom]

Do you honestly think you're prepared for anything that happens in this place?

[viva_la_impala]

I like to pretend. It makes me feel better.

[alwaysaboom]

I guess warrantless optimism has it's uses; but I'm Russian; I specialize in pessimism.

[viva_la_impala]

That's the first time I've ever heard anyone describe me as an optimist. Usually I'm just paranoid. I've seen enough of the worst to expect it all the time. I know it's hopeless but if there is one thing I hate, it's feeling hopeless, so I'm not going to sit here with my thumb up my ass.

[idkmybfftony]

The war one is the only one that sounds appealing. At least the best we can hope for is that we're going to war against the Queen!

Or maybe it'll be like laser tag or paint ball or something and we have to go for the most points.

[viva_la_impala]

I doubt the Queen would let us rise up against her. Not willingly.

We should be so lucky.

[haruhifujioka]

I wonder if being prepared is going to help much this time. Especially if we're marching.

[viva_la_impala]

Probably not, but I'm going to do it anyway.

[haruhifujioka]

How are you going to prepare? I'd like to help.

[viva_la_impala]

I'm checking all my weapons. If you know how to use a whetting stone you can come over and sharpen knives.

[gentlecranes]

Is it possible to predict the events?

[viva_la_impala]

No. All we can do is guess.

[gentlecranes]

None of those options seem particularly pleasant.

[viva_la_impala]

Nothing the mansion does to us is pleasant.