Your Birthdate: July 31

You're birthday shows that you are totally fucking crazy ( Read more... )

Happy mothers day mom.....

.....i know you read my journal you lurk.

I leave in 4 hours to come home. I'm excited ( Read more... )

( ehhh whatever )

Dear Tom from Myspace,

Lurking sluts can't comment or send messages to anyone other than Will Kelly. They must all go to him, no exceptions. Period.

Any of them that don't follow the rules will get shot in the face by me, or Erin, I hear she has a problem with it too.

In conclusion, this will solve all of my problems.

Love Always,www.

So my boyfriend loves photoshop.....


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i can't even believe this. seriously, this has to be a joke.

First off let me give a happy Cinco De Mayo to all my spic friends. Celebrate today and get drunk, or not, just celebrate in the memory of the jenn not being home ( Read more... )

It just hit me I won't be home for Cinco De Mayo....

Crap.

I'm going to do an actual update tonight.