You're about as British as a half hearted Anglophile... in other words, a piss poor Brit. If you are indeed from Britain, you probably consider yourself a European more than anything else.
If you're trying to pass for a Brit, you're going to have to try a little harder. Go to a football match. Drink until you puke. And head in to work the next morning totally hungover.
The funny thing is, I've heard about the Brits that they are overly polite and constantly apologizing for things, even when it's not their fault (as do I). But every Brit I met in this country is a total ASS. Just pompous bastards. I hope they're not representative of the country in general.
Just yesterday a homeless man asked me for money and I said, "Thank you". !! I'm always saying, "thank you", "I'm sorry", "Excuse me". And in LA in particular, NO ONE does that and I think they see it as a sign of weakness. I'm trying to be ruder but it's tough for me. :)
I'm going to have to look into this British pompous bastard thing. I always thought I would like a British husband, but if they're all like the ones I've met, no thankee.
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You're about as British as a half hearted Anglophile... in other words, a piss poor Brit.
If you are indeed from Britain, you probably consider yourself a European more than anything else.
If you're trying to pass for a Brit, you're going to have to try a little harder.
Go to a football match. Drink until you puke. And head in to work the next morning totally hungover.
The funny thing is, I've heard about the Brits that they are overly polite and constantly apologizing for things, even when it's not their fault (as do I). But every Brit I met in this country is a total ASS. Just pompous bastards. I hope they're not representative of the country in general.
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We are so much alike! My husband is always telling me to stop apologizing for everything I do, especially if I've been drinking...
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I'm going to have to look into this British pompous bastard thing. I always thought I would like a British husband, but if they're all like the ones I've met, no thankee.
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*hugs*
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*hugs back*
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