♔ 007 ⌊ t e x t ⌉ Ninety-nine problems, but a bitch ain't one.

[obtainedlog]

So last night there was this guy at the bar - he kept going on and on about how his wife had left him, and how miserable he was, and

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if you having girl trouble I feel bad for you son~

[clawtheelite]

Wanted life is not as difficult as it sounds.

Awww yeeeeah. 8')

[obtainedlog]

Maybe not if you're already a weathered criminal, but I'm not!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yAwTGvqFUg

[clawtheelite]

I can show you the basics.

[obtainedlog]

Um ... no, that's okay, thanks.

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[cueitup]

First off, calm down.

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[obtainedlog]

How am I supposed to calm down about something like this?

Voice;

[cueitup]

A little effort goes a long way.

Do you want me to help you or not?

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[obtainedlog]

... Seriously? You'd really help me out?