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The 20's revival is taking place as we speak. In fact if you talk to me, I will call you a cat. That's about it though. It's a shame really. If I knew more I might pick it up. Do you know more? If you do you must teach me now! If you do not I will bring my fog machine to your house and commence a very smokey party and even though it says that the fog is totally safe and harmless, a residue will indeed still lay on top of everything that is in the way of the fog. It will be very fine but it will still smell like FOG JUICE! AND if you get additives you can make it smell like strawberry, grapes, or even SEX ON THE BEACH!
You are the most hilarious person I've met today. :-) And, yes, here is some great 20s slang, enjoy to your fullest and keep that fog machine out of my house: [This is a real sentence you should use often]: I jammed the roscoe in his button and said, 'You dumb mug, get your mitts off the marbles befo' I stuff that mud pipe down your mush!'
Oh, and also very important to know: cake-eater means womanizer and knock you up means going to get you pregnant. o.Kay Peaceout. Cat.
so i met this SHEIK in one of the Broad street JOINTS last Saturday, Ive been STUCK ON him since then. He told me about his RITZY house and his SWELL parents and gave me some HOOTCH and GIGGLE WATER. Last night he pulled up to my house in an old JALOPY and we NECKED in the STRUGGLE BUGGY for a while. Then he asked if he could TAKE ME FOR A RIDE and it was right then that i knew that this JOE was a LOUNGE LIZARD and I was framed. I said no and he called me a PUSHOVER and a BLUENOSE and the whole entire date fell way short of the CATS MEOW. i'm sorry, i just had to outdo your quote.. shiek__ man w/ sex appeal stuggle buggy__backseat of a car lounge lizard__ sexually active guy bluenose__prude thank you, it took a lot of research to do this comment
Dear Kira P.Point: If you get this soon enough. I would like to invite you to a belated birthday party that I am having in Westerville Ohio on August dksfjh? (don't know when). I will make sure you come. Even if it means buying some heavy Wal-Mart artillery to point at your head. It should be a good time. Don't bring presents. I would probably just pitch yours an hour later anyway. And I miss you. :(. SO you better be there. I'll call you. And you better pick up.
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20's revival. Anyways. Right. Cat.
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And, yes, here is some great 20s slang, enjoy to your fullest and keep that fog machine out of my house:
[This is a real sentence you should use often]:
I jammed the roscoe in his button and said, 'You dumb
mug, get your mitts off the marbles befo' I stuff that
mud pipe down your mush!'
Oh, and also very important to know: cake-eater means womanizer and knock you up means going to get you pregnant. o.Kay
Peaceout. Cat.
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i'm sorry, i just had to outdo your quote..
shiek__ man w/ sex appeal
stuggle buggy__backseat of a car
lounge lizard__ sexually active guy
bluenose__prude thank you, it took a lot of research to do this comment
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God hates you.
Seriously. That's pretty much the most valid and truthful answer you're going to get. Just take that to heart and you'll be ok.
Love,
Kira
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If you get this soon enough. I would like to invite you to a belated birthday party that I am having in Westerville Ohio on August dksfjh? (don't know when). I will make sure you come. Even if it means buying some heavy Wal-Mart artillery to point at your head. It should be a good time. Don't bring presents. I would probably just pitch yours an hour later anyway. And I miss you. :(. SO you better be there. I'll call you. And you better pick up.
Love, Maura
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